Pretension, thy username is…
Kubrickabra
If I needed a pretentious, new username for some website, it would be Kubrickabra.
It emotes that air of I know more about a dead guy’s work than you and a touch of Central American folklore.
Sidenote: While Stanley Kubrick has done some amazing work, I feel no need to base my identity – online or off – on his work. I just thought of the username and found it funny.
Someday, when the universe quits trying to kidney punch me, I’ll tell the saga that has engulfed my life since last October. Until that point, know that I am still standing defiant – which is probably what got me in this mess in the first place.